Chris Kelly: An Open Letter To All The Politicians Talking About Whether Or Not Supreme Court Nominee Elena Kagan Is A Lesbian

First of all, boring.

Second of all, should this even matter?

And third of all, of course she’s a lesbian.

Have you seen any stock photos of her? It looks like Obama nominated a cross-country UPS driver to be a Supreme Court Justice. This woman’s face is literally the world’s collective…

via chriskelly

Well said, sir.