The taste of phlegm

This is going to be a little gross. My med school and epidemiologist friends please take note if you have a minute to spare. 

I get sick about every two or three months. Usually starts out as a sinus situation that becomes an upper respiratory event. 

My most recent sickness has lasted about six weeks. Last week I was nearly feeling better and then I took for a turn for the worse. Cough and congestion was joined by fever and aches.

Once the fever subsided, something interesting happened: the taste of my phlegm changed. 

As I said, I get sick a lot and it is usually a fairly similar set of symptoms, so I think I have experience in this area. And this mucus tastes different. Unlike any mucus/expectorated substance I’ve ever had the pleasure of having in my mouth. 

So. What does this mean? Anything? Is it a different strand of the common cold? Have I stumbled upon the mutated form of the disease that is going to wipe us all out? Am I patient zero? 

Advice/knowledge/words of comfort would be appreciated. 

Also, in the same way that ‘travel writing’ is a genre, is ‘personal minor ailment’ writing a genre? If so, I could really see myself enjoying getting into that. 

[O]ur credibility, Mr. Limbaugh, comes from actually driving and testing the car, and understanding its advanced technology. It comes from driving and testing virtually every new car sold, and from doing this once a year with all the all-new or significantly improved models all at the same time. We test, make judgments and write about things we understand.
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If you can stop shilling for your favorite political party long enough to go for a drive, you might really enjoy the Chevy Volt. I’m sure GM would be happy to lend you one for the weekend. Just remember: driving and Oxycontin don’t mix.

Motor Trend in response to Rush Limbaugh’s criticism of their choice of the Chevy Volt as the car of the year. 

source: The Atlantic Wire 

Noah and Dru - Ep. #7 - “Literary Agent”

Noah and Dru are great in this, as usual. Special thanks to Ben Rameaka for helping us out with a great performance.