Questions my mom asked me the last time she visited me in New York City

  • Is the tree still up?
  • Oh, the Hudson! Where did the plane land?
  • You don’t walk on this street by yourself ever, do you?
  • Are you sure you don’t have somewhere to be?
  • Donald Trump sure does think highly of himself, doesn’t he?
  • I’m texting your sister - can you help me find the Statue of Liberty emoji?
  • I guess one positive of not having a real job is that you can spend all this time with me, huh?
  • Where would you even buy a jacket with spikes on it?
  • Are you writing down what I’m saying?
  • Is Brooklyn the cool one?
  • Do you think that transcribing things your mother says makes you a writer?
  • When something you have written appears on the internet, it is called email, not being published - you’re clear on that distinction, right?
  • How far are we from Time Square?