I made a cartoon using GoAnimate: Medium Coffee (by nateonjesuslane)
We <3 Leslie Knope!
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Computer programmer admits under oath to being asked to write code to rig elections.
via reddit
“How much candy do I have to mix in with this salad until it no longer counts as salad? Think three bags of Skittles will do it? I hope so.”
“Yes, Obama duped young people by not doing every single thing they want. So now, they’ll all vote Republican. It’s like when I want some bread, I won’t settle for half a loaf. Instead, I will have a muffin made of broken glass.”
“Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies-“God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”
"Mock Trials: a Mockumentary" is a screenplay I wrote that a Portland, Oregon based production company called SoundSkript Entertainment is making into a feature-length movie.
It’s going to be a low-budget, indie-film type thing, but it can be slightly less low-budget if you donate to our KickStarter.
Also, please let all of your rich Hollywood executive-producer friends know. Gracias.
"OPEN YOUR EYES." Metropolitan and Union.
"Wait, you haven’t ridden a rocket wheel cycle yet? What, did you move to New York last week or something? What a tourist you are. Get out of my sight. You sicken me. Do not come back, unless you’re riding a rocket wheel cycle. Then you can come back. Because then you’ll be a true New Yorker, like all of us here sitting on our rocket wheel cycles. Mine is red."
“Hmm. The websites I know seem to have surpassed the humans I know in terms of their celebration and enjoyment of April Fools’ Day.”
Harry Houdini, 1923 | Source
Letterhead used by Houdini in the 1920s when sending a lettergram (a fast means of written communication similar in many ways to a telegram), complete with pre-printed disclaimer for the accompanying message’s informal, brief nature; for the modern equivalent, see “Sent from my iPhone.”
This should be the default twitter/tweet template header.
Thanks to this sweet mod, my wall calendar will now be perpetually accurate.
“First you start with an idea, then you start to flesh out the structure, and that’s a long process. I think that’s where we spend a lot of time, just figuring out the structure… all the acts… the beats of the story. And then comes the great leap which is the first draft, I call it ‘the muscle draft,’ where you just muscle it out. You don’t worry about what you’re missing, you just get through it, get to the end… You find that a lot of novice screenwriters will spend years on the first act and it’ll turn into the best first act in the world, but you need to have the whole picture. I think I read an interview with George Lucas saying that the best advice he got from Coppola was, ‘Just get through it.’”
“If it rained potatoes, and this occurrence upset you, then you would be a ‘tater precipitator hater.’ Most people fall into this category.”
Two strangers, the same Amoeba Music bag. Just after taking this photo, they locked eyes, realized the serendipity of the situation, and then engaged in a long, slow, deep kiss. I also have a photo of that, but I thought the anticipation of that moment in this photo was the stronger emotional moment to share.
Insidious trailer parody (by nateonjesuslane)
“When I wrote for Larry Sanders, Garry Shandling always talked about “writing from your core.” Whenever we got stuck, before we’d work on any jokes, he’d say, “What would really happen? What would the truth in this moment be?” He said “The Larry Sanders Show is about people who love each other, but show business gets in the way. ALL stories are about people who love each other, but something’s getting in the way. It’s ALWAYS about something blocking love.” It never would have occurred to me that that’s what Larry Sanders was about, but it made perfect sense. … That idea changed the way I look at ALL stories.”
“I don’t like tweeting, but I like having tweeted.”