My Accent

Italian classmate: Where are you from?

Me: Originally? Colorado.

Italian classmate: Ah, not New York.

Me: No. Why?

Italian classmate: Of all of the accents of the Americans in our class, yours is the hardest for me to understand.

Me: Ah.

Italian classmate: Yours I think is the most, uh, American.

Me: Ah.

Wisconsin Republican lieutenant governor candidate Rebecca Kleefisch, diagnosed with cancer a month ago, touts the treatments she received under her state-subsidized insurance plan at the same time she rails against government-run health care in a new television ad.
[…]
“This may be the most hypocritical political ad in the history of Wisconsin politics,” said Scot Ross, director of the liberal advocacy group One Wisconsin Now. “It’s absolutely outrageous that Rebecca Kleefisch, who received health care coverage paid for by the government because of who she is married to, is attacking access to affordable health care for the rest of Wisconsin.”

via: reddit

source: Green Bay Press Gazette, Oct. 14th 2010

Health kick!

Me: (writing list of healthy foods to eat)

Girlfriend: Want to go on a health kick together?

Me: Yeah!

Girlfriend: This will be fun. 

Me: Yeah. 

Girlfriend: If we go on a health kick, you know that means you can’t eat cookies for breakfast anymore, right?

Me: …