“We’re in the Adirondacks, and Josh Brolin and I are shooting this bike scene. And at one point I say to Josh a line — ‘You should look at yourself in the mirror first and see yourself. It might scare you’ — I looked at the line for a couple of months and thought I’d go to Oliver and say, ‘You look at the mirror and look at yourself. It’s sort of repetitive. Why don’t we just cut one of those? Why don’t I say, Look at yourself. It might scare you.’ This is Oliver verbatim. He looks at me and goes, ‘I like mirror. I wrote Scarface. Go fuck yourself.’”

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Shia LeBeouf

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(via georgeolken)

In this episode of Stick Figure News, we hear about what Newt Gingrich wants to outlaw. 

Inspired by his recent statement that we should make a federal law prohibiting sharia law in US courts:

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/09/gingrich-calls-for-federal-law-banning-shariah-law-in-us.php

Creative rebranding of Silly String.

via Telegraph

Colbert’s March to Keep Fear Alive.

Jon Stewart’s Rally to Restore Sanity.

Dude, you have no Quran! (via o1dh4k)

Stick Figure News: Is Glenn Bleck a liar? 

After being called out for a small lie during a recent speech, Beck defended himself by saying that the lie was “easier” than the full explanation of the truth. 

frankhejl:

patbaer:

Cat Parkour

these cats don’t give a fuck!

I laughed out loud because in my head I actually heard Pat Baer saying “these cat’s don’t give a fuck!”

The fifteen seconds I agreed with Sarah Palin.

I just saw that @SarahPalinUSA Tweeted that she disagreed with the Qur’an burning in Florida. Could it be? I though to myself. Could there possibly be an issue where I saw eye to eye with Sarah Palin? It was so satisfying to see that even she agreed with how terrible this thing is, I was preparing to retweet what she said:

Koran Burning Is Insensitive, Unnecessary; Pastor Jones, Please Stand Down http://is.gd/f1si7

Then I paused, noticing that she’d included that link at the end. I decided that I’d better check out what it was before publicly aligning myself with her. And, sure enough, it was too good to be true. The link took me to a Facebook post in which Palin wasted no time reminding me why I was so surprised in the first place to find myself agreeing with her:

"Book burning is antithetical to American ideals. People have a constitutional right to burn a Koran if they want to, but doing so is insensitive and an unnecessary provocation – much like building a mosque at Ground Zero.” [emphasis added]

An organized book burning is the equivalent provocation of attempting to build a religious community center? Oh Sarah, we were so close to agreeing. So close, and yet…so far. So very far. So infinitely far. 

Episode 6 of “Noah and Dru’s Novel” is now up on UCBcomedy.com! Affectionately titled “rough rough draft.”

As always, thanks to Noah and Dru for being so great, thanks to Stacy for holding the boom and feedback during editing, and thanks to Todd and the good people at UCBcomedy for giving us a platform to be silly on.

4Track - “Webchat.” 

This is hilarious. From UCBcomedy.com.